Lighthearted Recovery Tales T-Shirts

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Foster failure

Self-esteem room

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Psychiatry visit.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"It's cooties."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'

"Why? Did you want one?"

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Psychiatry is doing wonders for me.'

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'