Lighthearted Placebo Fan Pillows

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Punkins

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Slalom

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'It's for you.'

Beach Attraction

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

A watched kettle never boils.

I slept funny last night!

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Football Drinks

Propriety

Snowmen

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"