Lighthearted Placebo Fan Pillows

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Punkins

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Slalom

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'It's for you.'

Beach Attraction

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

Dog emojis.

Football Drinks

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Snowmen

I slept funny last night!

A watched kettle never boils.

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"