Lighthearted Mimics Gifts

Man wearing a dog cone

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Do you come here often?'

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Wanna go out?"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"It's face painting Friday."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Giving thanks.

Carpet cleaning

"Dude, don't say it..."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

I've got half a mind to get one.

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp