Meeting Mimics Gifts

'Any other suggestions besides blaming it on the Bossa Nova?'

"Do me next."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Man wearing a dog cone

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Rod Stewart

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Canoe Carriers

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

Performance.