Lighthearted Mimics Prints

Man wearing a dog cone

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Do you come here often?'

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Wanna go out?"

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"It's face painting Friday."

Giving thanks.

Carpet cleaning

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Light Switch

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp