Lighthearted Diplomat Gifts

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

PSA Banter.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Let's take in a trial."

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

Landing That Tough Account

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Permission to get to first base denied.

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'Are you on HRT?'

"I finally got them to agree, in principle, to disagree."

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

Where dogs have been before they lick you...

Greetings cards

Peace Talks - Two Interpreters Arguing.

'I'm feeling marvelous, Ian. No sobering thoughts, please.'

'Your wife got the house and the puppies.. but I managed to get you all the buried bones.'

'These are all the coalitions I've formed.'

Tony BLair's christmas card list.

'We are going to need more of us.'

"Hey Vlad!"

"My dad's fatter than your dad!"

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