Lighthearted Chanter Gifts

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Do you come here often?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

David Letterman

Adult Magician

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

Yoga - moooooooo.

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Dancing Queen

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

Greetings cards

Golf mole

'I'm feeling marvelous, Ian. No sobering thoughts, please.'

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'

'Don't jump, Lou! I'm sure you're not the first golfer to get a thirty-two on this hole!'

'She's a light eater, when it gets light... she starts to eat!'