Light-hearted Leaders Gifts

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Get crazy once in a while

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"We're making progress."

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

Wheels for all purposes.

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Golf ball escaping.

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

'I hear your performance is roaring.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"At least we've got plenty of time to catch up with the obituaries!"

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

Middle Age: When you start trading in your emotions for symptoms!

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"