Light-hearted Existentialists Gifts

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Beckett on ice

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Former Survivalist

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Man wearing tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'Enjoy yourself', is being followed by the Grim Reaper, who is wearing a tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'It's later than you think'.

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.