Armchair Existentialists Gifts

Looking for a gift for the armchair existentialist in your life? Our unique selection of witty and philosophical products captures the spirit of deep pondering and cozy introspection. Whether they’re sipping coffee or lost in thought, these gifts blend humor with existential musings, making them ideal for contemplative souls who love to relax and reflect.

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"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...." mockup

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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Chiller Theatre

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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Zenemies.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Optimist

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.' mockup

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"Is this who I am?"

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"Life after death"

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!' mockup

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him. mockup

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!" mockup

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

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Business Sisyphus

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

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"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...." mockup

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.' mockup

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Armchair Existentialists Gifts Collection

Armchair Existentialists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the witty side of existential pondering—perfect for armchair philosophers who enjoy a reflective brew.

Armchair Existentialists Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous and thoughtful touch to any space, specially designed for cozy corners where deep thoughts flourish.

Armchair Existentialists Prints

Enhance their space with prints that combine humor and philosophy, ideal for armchair existentialists who love to reflect in style.

Armchair Existentialists T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring clever quotes and designs that speak to the mind of an armchair existentialist—blend humor with philosophy in your wardrobe.