Modern Existentialist Gifts

Suffering Inwardly.

Why won't you add me as a friend on Facebook?

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Why bother?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Sisyphus during Covid

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Life after death"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this who I am?"