Online Existentialist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the online existentialist? Our range of thoughtful and witty products captures the humor and depth of contemplating life's mysteries. Perfect for those who enjoy philosophical musings with a lighthearted twist, these items bring humor to deep thoughts and are ideal for anyone who loves to explore the meaning of existence online.

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"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?" mockup

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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Zenemies.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.' mockup

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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Sisyphus during Covid

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!' mockup

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

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Business Sisyphus

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..." mockup

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

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Existential Risk

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"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life." mockup

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

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Waiting Room For Godot.

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Man falls off perch

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"I think, therefore I am depressed." mockup

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason." mockup

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

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Philosophers On Strike

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'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

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"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial." mockup

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

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Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre. mockup

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

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'To tweet or not to tweet...'

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Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles mockup

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

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'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.' mockup

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

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"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!" mockup

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

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Go with the flow. Life's a beach. mockup

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

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Online Existentialist Gifts Collection

Online Existentialist Mugs

Discover more witty and philosophical mugs designed for the online existentialist in your life—perfect for daily reflection and coffee breaks.

Online Existentialist Pillows

Find pillows that infuse any space with existential humor and reflective charm—comfort and thoughtfulness in one.

Online Existentialist Prints

Decorate with our prints that playfully explore the depths of existence—perfect for the curious and the witty alike.

Online Existentialist T-Shirts

Explore a range of t-shirts that combine humor and existential thought, ideal for expressing curiosity and wit with style.