Cyber Existentialist Gifts

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Robotic Man

Zenemies.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Rodin, the surfer.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

Brainwashing

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"