Cyber Existentialist Mugs

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Robotic Man

Zenemies.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Rodin, the surfer.

Faithbook

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

Brainwashing

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"