Quirky Existentialist Mugs

Kickstart morning musings with our quirky existentialist mugs—witty, thought-provoking, and perfect for pondering life's big questions over coffee.

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Understanding the prune.

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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice." mockup

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

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The Map of the human brain

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'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?' mockup

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

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'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?' mockup

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

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Pigeon Little

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'Maybe it should be funnier...'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory. mockup

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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Reverse psychology

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"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist." mockup

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

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"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?" mockup

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Man finishing painting through flap in door. mockup

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

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Dreams I have had...

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"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!" mockup

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

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Large print e-book.

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers. mockup

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

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"Am I sensing fear?"

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Texturing the Walls

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'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.' mockup

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

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"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

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