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Armchair Existentialists Mugs
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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
Jean-Paul Sartre
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Chiller Theatre
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
Zenemies.
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Pastorius wonders why.
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
Optimist
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"Is this who I am?"
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
"Nihilistic customer service"
"Life after death"
"But what if this is all there is?"
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'
'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
Business Sisyphus
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'
After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.
'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'
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