Everyday Existentialists Mugs

Every day is groundhog day.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Optimist

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Life after death"

"Is this who I am?"

Sisyphus during Covid

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."