Internet Existentialist Mugs

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Existential Risk

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Waiting Room For Godot.

Philosophers On Strike

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Faithbook

'Camus died yesterday - or was it the day before?'

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'