Internet Existentialist Pillows

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Existential Risk

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Philosophers On Strike

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'