Online Existentialist Pillows

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Existential Risk

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Man falls off perch

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Philosophers On Strike

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."