Online Existentialist Prints

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Existential Risk

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Man falls off perch

Waiting Room For Godot.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Philosophers On Strike

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Camus died yesterday - or was it the day before?'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.