Digital Existentialist Prints

'I program, therefore I am....'

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Zenemies.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Fact amnesty"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Digito Ergo Sum.