Light-hearted Existentialists Pillows

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"FREEDOM!!!"

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Beckett on ice

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Former Survivalist

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

Man wearing tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'Enjoy yourself', is being followed by the Grim Reaper, who is wearing a tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'It's later than you think'.

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."