Lifestyle Planner Gifts

Man carring plans

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Death coach..."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Great, now we're lost."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Does it spark joy?

"Progress is coming right along!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Decision time

'That's our group plan.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'