Leisurely Planner Gifts

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

a drink at the pub