Leisurely Planner Gifts

Morning Procrastination

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

a drink at the pub