Laid-back Planner Gifts

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

Concern Chart

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'