Laid-back Planner Pillows

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Concern Chart

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Sloth!"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'