Life Planner Gifts

Decision time

A practical fortune teller.

Roads for Graduates

"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."

What I planned for my life/What actually happened.

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

"Well, you know how I can't seem to save money? Maybe I need more hours. But does that make sense? Maybe I should focus on school. That might be best, ya know? So yeah..."

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'

'Not only is my biological clock ticking, the alarm is ringing!'

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

Bucket list

'Demanding money with menaces, isn't really a career, Atkinson!!'

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"About your bucket list, Brian, I think we've got enough now."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'