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A practical fortune teller.

Roads for Graduates

"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."

What I planned for my life/What actually happened.

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

"Well, you know how I can't seem to save money? Maybe I need more hours. But does that make sense? Maybe I should focus on school. That might be best, ya know? So yeah..."

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'

'Not only is my biological clock ticking, the alarm is ringing!'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Sadie dear, I think we need to discuss our living wills. Our whats? We need to talk about what to do in case something happens. Like what? You know, if we get sick, or incapacitated, or wind up in a very bad state. Not following. Some people have trouble facing the issue. Oh, you mean like New Jersey?

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

Long time no see, Darlene. That was by design. I've booked you under mad, passionate midlife crisis fling with a guy my family and friends would disapprove of. That's scheduled for March 2019 - February 2020. But if you say anything dumb between now and then that renders you unattractive, I'll have to replace you. It'd be tough to vet a sub at this late a date. I don't know the meaning of the word dumb ... tough, but not impossible.

Bucket list

'Demanding money with menaces, isn't really a career, Atkinson!!'

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"About your bucket list, Brian, I think we've got enough now."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'