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Man carring plans

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Death coach..."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Great, now we're lost."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Does it spark joy?

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

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Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Decision time

'That's our group plan.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'