Life Study Gifts

The meaning of life...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Call me?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Evil Exams!

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

YOLO vs YODO

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Penguin

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Baxter finally gets a life

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."