Life Study Pillows

The meaning of life...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Call me?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Evil Exams!

YOLO vs YODO

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Penguin

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Baxter finally gets a life

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

University of Hard Knocks

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.