Life Thinker Pillows

"I suppose a philosopher would say that old age is simply the price we pay for a long life..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Paul Ree

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"You need to justify your own existence first."