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"I suppose a philosopher would say that old age is simply the price we pay for a long life..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The overthinker"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Zenemies.

Paul Ree

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Compression

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"You need to justify your own existence first."