Life's Mountaineer Gifts

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"