Life's Mountaineer Gifts

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"