Life Paths Gifts

Straight Roads.

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Call me?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

PastFuture.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Evolution of Chair

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished