Life Paths T-Shirts

Straight Roads.

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

YOLO vs YODO

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Doubt or Certainy

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

PastFuture.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Road signs of Aging

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Rock of Ages'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Evolution of Chair

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."