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Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Great, now we're lost."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Owl Through Time

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'No tipping please.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'What luck!'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"The earth's core changed directions."

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

Google Earth, Google Peet

How?

"What's that clicking sound?"

Tough Butterfly

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.