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The Origin of Life

"Did you get my tweet?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Career Progression Ladder

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Danger Quicksand

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

How?

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.