Meaning Of Life Explorer T-Shirts

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Cometh the Cow!

"It's the adorable snowman!"