History Of Life Explorer Prints

The Origin of Life

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Career Progression Ladder

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Danger Quicksand

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

How?

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."