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"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

How?

Scientist cleans lab window.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

Old folk dancing

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'