Luxury Liver T-Shirts

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Private Jet