Life Liver Prints

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Scientist cleans lab window.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

How?

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."