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Life and Death

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

They're Not Just That Into It

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

At the rock concert...

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

All dressed up and no place to go

Children's Party

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Glyndebourne

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"