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Life and Death

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

At the rock concert...

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Glyndebourne

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'