Liar's Club Member Gifts

Liar's Club fish

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Things can only get worse...

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Family Tree DNA Test

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Girl Guided Missile

A rival club

'He's terrified of heights.'