Liar's Club Member Pillows

Liar's Club fish

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Things can only get worse...

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Family Tree DNA Test

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Girl Guided Missile

'He's terrified of heights.'

A rival club

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'