Liability Law Learner Pillows

Hospital Admissions - "The hospital isn't admitting any liability this morning, gentlemen."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

The hour of justice

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'