Liability Lover Pillows

"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Let's get organized

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"By labeling it, I control it."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

'Caw blimey!'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Intellectual Property

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Another slander suit!"